June 2012
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Terrifying/Awkward
how i would describe my first encounter with my landlord.
He knocks on my bedroom door (has let himself into our home unannounced), I am completely naked because it is 100 degrees and I have no air conditioning and am watching a movie where a guy is stripping in a gay bar with the volume all the way up. My room is a disaster zone of clothes unfinished bowls of rice boxes and everything...
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heather is sexting me
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When I'm high & flirting
When I’m sober and flirting
whatshouldwecallme:
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Men are so crazy, they want the essence, the woman is the essence, there it is...
– Mardou
-Jack Kerouac’s The Subterraneans
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heytinafey:
it’s the fuckin’ catalina wine mixer