Taking our friendship to a whole new level
Skyping while pooping The Henry and Heather saga
What up college?
I need to share the fact that I attended the most informative and comedic sex ed talk of my life last night. ”Do you really wanna be known as the drunk chick who fucked the republican?” I no longer feel robbed of my orientation by Irene. Also, apparently there were students who dropped a bunch of acid and fucked in a bathtub full of spaghetti. The next four years here are going...
my life’s search for ultimate entertainment was completed. I got to watch Glen hail a taxi on Broadway. and even better, I got to watch him interact with the cab driver… Both were probably unfathomably crazy events I fucking love the city.
Glen is showering
And it is the best of all the going away presents because he hasn’t showered since he retired, and trust me standing near him made my eyes water.
The day is here. Full of drama. I’m already miserable. But so excited deeeep down. I’m going to see America. I’m going to find my freedom. I’m going to miss my Grandma so much.