June 2011
23 posts
May 2011
45 posts
Don’t ever go back to that god damned brokeback mountain again
– Glen. For one it was Salvation Mountain, and for two I hate you.
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
– Maya Angelou
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely...
– Guess who.
Myxophobia
– Fear of Slime
Can't wait to check this out when I'm in New York →
I wasn’t friends with gay guys because they all wanted to sleep with me. I...
– Politically Incorrect Quote from Glen
Galen getting Tea Bagged before our Hero Project Presentations
Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory...
– Alexis Carrel
Procrastination →
A Day in the Life of Glen
Today Glen shit himself in the middle of the aisle in Home Depot as he was buying a replacement for a sink.
He tells the story soooo vividly. With sound effects.
“It happened again and again as I was shuffling to the bathroom.”
Natalie Portman is such a BOWS →
A Day in the Life of Glen
At dinner Dawn dropped a piece of pasta on her place mat. Glen responded by screaming at the top of his lungs “You did that on purpose” 37 times, and then flung my favorite glass (one from the 70’s with an intricate butterfly painted on it) across the room to get his point across. Nothing says “Hey you did that on purpose” like shattered glass.
Glen=Winner.
Young writers aren’t applying to MFA programs and sending their work to tiny...
– Michael Bourne’s essay in The Millions both gently mocks Jonathan Franzen and acknowledges that I’m not stupid—my only two criteria for calling something a must-read. (via katiecoyle)
deadfolk asked: http://fuckyeahindieboys.tumblr.com/post/5142147304
dude.
dude.